Welcome one and all to my page. Here you can find tricky and puzzling riddles! Be sure to share them with friends!

 

Q. I walk on four legs in the beginning, two in the

middle, and three at the end. What am I?

 A. It is called the riddle of the sphinx. The answer? 

A man: four legs as a baby, two as a teenager,and

three as an elderly with a cane! 

 

Q. What two words contain thousands of letters?

A. Post Office

 

Q. Why is the letter "A" like a flower?

A. The "B" comes after it.

 

Q. Why don't we need a compass at the North Pole? 

A. Because every direction is south!

 

Q. Which is faster, heat or cold? 

A. Heat, because you can catch a cold.

 

Q. What are the two strongest days of the week? 

A. They are Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weak (week) days.

 

Q. What has thirteen hearts but no body and no soul? 
A. A pack of playing cards.

 

Q. Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? 
A. Because it's two-tired (too tired)

 

Q. What has three feet but no legs or arms? 

A. A yard (3 feet=1 yard)

 

Q. What is the longest word?

A. Smiles, because there is a mile between the first and last s.

 

Q. What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add "er" to the end of it?

A. Shorter

 

Q. Name one eight letter word that has kst in the middle, in the beginning, and at the end. 

A. "Inkstand", "in" is at the beginning, "kst" is in the middle, and "and" is at the end.

 

Q. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A. Fsh (No I's)

 


Q. Why didn't the farmer cry when his dairy cow fell off the cliff? 

A. There's no use crying over split milk.

 

Q. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? 

A. Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!

 

Q. What's the difference between a trampoline and an English textbook? 

A. You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

 

Q. What is the tallest building in our town? 

A. The library. (It has the most stories.)

 

Q. What do you call a test tube that graduates from high school? 

A. A graduated cylinder

 

Q. "Why do you take baths in milk?"

A. "I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

 

Q. What month do soldiers hate?

A. March

 

Q. Who always drives his customers away?

A. A taxi-driver


 

Created by: Nicholas

 

 

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